"Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much
as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be free."

                                                   - Jay Leno

"CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam 
Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam 
said, 'It's not so bad.'"

                                        - Conan O'Brien 

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
           -- Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
                                  --Rush Limbaugh,

Going to war without France is like going
deer hunting without your accordion."

                               Norman Schwartzkopf

I don't do drugs anymore...I get the same effect just standing up fast.