A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass.
   Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened
   criminals.
         Ronnie Corbett

When I was growing up, we were so poor that when I asked my father
for something to play with, he cut a hole in my pants pocket. 

"... Antichrist Superstar is an unexpectedly cohesive album from a silly
 shock-metal band and will stand as Marilyn Manson's definitive statement."
                        -- Stephen Thomas Erlewine, All-Music Guide

When two's company, three's the result!

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job. 

    - Roseanne