"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be
watching television by candlelight."
 
George Gobal.

"If you think C++ is not overly complicated, just what is a protected
 abstract virtual base pure virtual private destructor, and when was the
 last time you needed one?"

-- Tom Cargil, C++ Journal

"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
 Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum."
                        -- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had
gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog
stands on the moon. 

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.