Here's a cute little ditty: Little pigeon in the sky, Dropping (things) from way up high, Angry farmer wipes his eye, Very glad that cows don't fly! Sent by tilak
Goodbye Goodbye, you see its time for me to die It’s really been fun living in hell And I’m sure it’s beginning to tell; People are already saying God bless, Its time this weary head was put to rest. What is as versatile as a University? Where the social life is a necessity And the girls are all after the looks Rather than what you can do with the books But does the intention ever justify the end. Still there are good things with life Shame they are all double edged knifes For the weapon is not fit as a sword, For all we do with vast sums, is hoard Money it seems will drive us to death. But what are our best days I am told It is question that is not quite so bold For it is something that we all hold the key Before that is when we cease to see School and childhood is the answer. We choose to forget those days As it was all just a dizzy haze It is childish and stupid we are told But it’s the most valuable that we hold Reminding ourselves of what was in front. People you see, always see behind From figures to stats which seem to bind. Important we feel they may be But it’s more relaxing just to sip tea And try to grasp what our future holds. Goodbye, you see its time for me to die For what I’ve said could all be a lie But if that was true then why do I feel dread As I near my final challenge in facing death Does the intention ever justify the end. Sent by Justin Parker
Since the girl couldn't type, she was fired; And asked to explain why she was hired. "The executive's dong Is only four inches long. I thought shorthand was all he required"
Hey Masturbater (To The Tune Of Macarena) Sitting in my house and I know that I'm alona, Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona, Go and grab a Penthouse it's the one with Sharon Stona, Hey Masturbata!!! I go a little faster and it's feeling kind of nicea, Once is not enough so I have to do it twicea, If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea, Hey Masturbata!!! I use some baby oil or a little vaselina, Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana, Never shake my hand cos you don't know where its beena, Hey Masturbata!!! I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta, One hand on the wheel and the other on my meata, I can't get out the car cos I'm sticking to the seata, Hey Masturbata!!! Since I was a kid I have been a mastubater, Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata, I've looked at Miss November, now I'm gonna decorata, Hey Masturbata!!!! Sent by Paul
