i'm sick i've got a virus i'm sickety-sick i feel like a used tissue ickety-ick my head is congested mucous overload if i blow my nose once more, i will explode! i'm whiny,i'm cranky , i'm stuck in my bed my face is puke green and my nose is bright red! my eyes are all bloodshot my nostrils are crusting; this sickness has made me look Truly Disgusting i cough and i sneeze spreading germs everywhere my room is a health hazard- Visitors BEWARE!! being sick is no fun in fact,it's a pain i'm told i'll get better soon! untill then...i'll complain by, gabrielle
There once was a man from St. Pauls Who used to perform in the halls. His favorite trick Was to stand on his prick And roll off the stage on his balls.
There was a young lady named Knox Who kept a pet snake in her box. It was trained not to hiss When she sat down to piss, But would nibble the noggins off cocks.
A disgusting young man named McGill Made his neighbors exceedingly ill Because of his habits Involving white rabbits And a bird with a flexible bill.
