Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?

     Finger on chin I don't know. 

     Hits forehead Oh I get it! 

How do old people have oral sex? 

    They talk about it. 

   A new medical study has shown that a woman's breast-feeding isn't
   adversely affected by
   aerobics. It was found, however, to be pretty distracting to guys in
   the class.
   

Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.

Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail."

Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better."

All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny.

Teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do ?"

Johnny says: "My Dad is dead."

"I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died ?"

"He turned blue and shat on the carpet."

"Mr. Chilton," the analyst said, "I think this will be your last 
visit."

"Does that mean I'm cured?" he asked.

"For all practical purposes, yes," she said. "I think we can 
safely say that your kleptomania is now under control. You 
haven't stolen anything in two years, and you seem to know 
where the kleptomania came from."

"Well, that's terrific, Doctor. Before I go, I'd like to tell you 
something. Although our relationship is strictly professional, it's 
been one of the most rewarding of my life. I wish I could do 
something to repay you for helping me."

"You've paid my fee," the doctor said. "That's the only 
responsibility you have."

"I know," Chilton said. "But isn't there some personal favor I 
could do for you?"

"Well," the doctor said, "I'll tell you what. If you ever suffer a 
relapse, my son could use a nice portable color television."