At my new job we a have a general mailbox into which people send requests for updates and changes. I am completely serious when I tell you that today we received the following mail. 1)There is a sing where the rotisserie chicken is served stating that you get a 20oz soda with the meal...but the cashers says that it is wrong & it should say 16oz...that's not a problem but the cashers by the snack/entrence section have a very nasty attitude about it. 2)Today(4/25/01) the was "Seafood Pasta Primavera" on the menu but instead they had chicken parmesian--again this is not the problem. The problem is those same damn cashers at the entrance--they charged me for the seafood pasta which is $4.95 instead of the chicken pamesian which is $4.95. I explained the situation to them but they just dont want to hear what I have to say. I'm really disgusted with the way the cafateria is being run.
Attila the Hun: One of the most notorious villains in history, Attila's army had conquered all of Asia by 450 AD--from Mongolia to the edge of the Russian Empire--by destroying villages and pillaging the countryside. How he died: He got a nosebleed on his wedding night In 453 AD, Attila married a young girl named Ildico. Despite his reputation for ferocity on the battlefield, he tended to eat and drink lightly during large banquets. On his wedding night, however, he really cut loose, gorging himself on food and drink. Sometime during the night he suffered a nosebleed, but was too drunk to notice. He drowned in his own blood and was found dead the next morning.
A man went into a drug store, pulled a gun, announced a robbery, and pulled a Hefty-bag face mask over his head -- and realized that he'd forgotten to cut eyeholes in the mask.
