New White House Pet President Bill Clinton has purchased yet another pet for the White House to keep his cat and dog company. The 18 yr. old horse was delivered to the White House yesterday. Mr. Clinton took the afternoon off to ride the new arrival which he has named "Missie". Mr. Clinton did not allow the press to attend his first encounter with Missie. He said "She needs some time to settle into her new home, but she's a beautiful beast and quite a challenge to ride. Hillary is still not convinced this is a good idea but she knows how important riding horses is to me."
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TIME WARPED I had gathered my first-grade class around me to teach them to tell time using a conventional-style analog clock. We'll be learning about the hour hand and the minute hand, I explained. One of my students interrupted and said, "I don't need to learn on that kind of clock. My dad bought me this digital watch, and right now it's 10 minutes to 38." Susan K. Toth in Reader's Digest
