Immigration and Personal Injury Lawyers
(718) 554-3630 - free consultation!

Poker


Poker Schule

Read about diseases
in layman's terms:


Obesity
Impotence
Heartburn
Herpes

More conditions ›


   

  Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 
 


Pokern
 
 
Today's stories[5.2.03]

Vote for the story that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes. Also, links to story categories and "Send to Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your story reading.


Safeway has made a $1.7 billion offer for Vons markets.
Says Bob Mills, "The amount of the bid became public
after a checkout clerk was overheard yelling 'Price check
on the company!'"

He adds, "the original offer was $2 billion, but then Safeway
pulled out a huge stack of double-value coupons." 

1.   Vote:    Category: Miscellaneous Send this story to a friend




Jerome Irving Rodale:

Founding father of the organic food movement, creator of "Organic Farming
and Gardening" magazine, and founder of Rodale Press, a major publishing
corporation.

How he died: On the "Dick Cavett Show", while discussing the benefits of
organic foods.

Rodale, who bragged "I'm going to live to be 100 unless I'm run down by a
sugar-crazed taxi driver," was only 72 when he appeared on the "Dick 
Cavett Show" in January 1971. Part way through the interview, he dropped 
dead in his chair. Cause of death: heart attack. The show was never aired.



2.   Vote:    Category: Historical Stuff Send this story to a friend




BABY CHICKEN

A 50 year old woman was brought into a New York emergency room 
complaining of abdominal pains. 
During an examination, doctors found that the woman's labia were 
pinned together with old safety pins. Further inside, they found 
the dismembered body of a chicken. The woman explained that she 
inserted the chicken pieces, convinced that they would grow into a baby. 

3.   Vote:    Category: Medicine Send this story to a friend



BONUS! A random story from Jokes2Go database
If you don't like it, just hit RELOAD




 
Today's Jokes
Today's Poems
Today's Quotes
 
Jump to  
 
 


Jokes2Go.com One Click Menu:

Goodies
  Random joke on your page
  Bookmark Jokes2Go.com
  Jokes2Go Advanced features
  Tell us a joke
  Funny Pics

Archives
  More than 30 categories of jokes
  Real funny stories
  Poems, parodies and Limericks
  More than 2000 quotes
  Funny ASCII Art
  Previous months issues

Hourly Humor
  Random Jokes
  Random Quotes
  Random Poems

Lists
  Hundreds of lists in alphabetical order
  Select lists by category

Random
  Random jokes, by category or general
  Random stories, by category or any
  Random poems, by category or any
  Random quotes

Site Info
  About Jokes2Go.com
  Privacy Policy
  Change registration info/Unsubscribe
  Password retrieval
  Other great humor sites
  Contact us