LONGEST TURD The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
A week after high school I was shipped off to a military college with a no contact with home policy. Not a good idea, but my idea. I returned home at the end of the quarter to find my mother, father, and the home I grew up in were gone. She thought the vacant lot was a great joke. It was. But if I ever talk to a therapist, I'm going to mention this.
Prince William has been confirmed into the Church of England. Now, just like his father, he must obey the nine commandments.
