ON PROPHECY
   The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.

Men are like a fine wine.  They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they
mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt"

                                  --Mark Twain

ON RELIGIOUS PRACTICES
   Photons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic!