Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words: "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
* It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is how he found out.
I have seen hypocrisy that was so artful that it was good judgement to be deceived by it. - H. W. Shaw
* An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." --- Baroness Edith Summerskill
