Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and
   suffering.

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

   (written high upon the wall)
   If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department want's
   you.


  

Had every Athenina citizen been a Socrates, 
every Athenian assembly would still have been a mob.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you
    have, for instance. 

                                         --Franklin P. Jones