If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

                                                          -- George Bernard Shaw

(speaking of his family's habit of laughing over his father's drunken
escapades)

Knuckling Down:
A leader is best when people barely know he exists.

People say:
        "The early bird catches the worm"
        
I say that
        "The early worm was caught by the bird"

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.  I think I've
forgotten this before.


  

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
   - Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon
   during his visit to Greece