Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please!
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between man and dog.
My Dick is so small if I got circumsized again, I'd have a scab on my ass...
Seen above a urinal: Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in your ashtrays!
Men are conservative after dinner. --Emerson