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Don't trust first impulses--they are always good.

                                           --Tallyrand



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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
   -- Ashleigh Brilliant


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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
   mistake when you make it again.
   -- F. P.Jones


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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person
is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are
a vegetarian. -Dennis Wholey  



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With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand
   miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the constellation Hercules, and
   still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no
   such thing as progress.
   -- Ransom K. Ferm


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