"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is
   stand still and look stupid."
   --- Hedy Lamarr

"Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly,
New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an
honest guru should as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot
juice, tofu, and seaweed slime."

                                         --Edward Abbey

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which
no remedy exists, unless laughter could be
said to remedy anything.

                                  --Kurt Vonnegut

"Zen: the sound of the ax chopping. Chopping logic."

                                          --Edward Abbey

He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.