"Kent put his name on his license plate."
"My mother does the same thing with my underware."
"Your mother puts license plates in your underware?"

                                    --Chris to Mitch in 'Real Genuis'

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. -
   Noel Coward, 1956

The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.
   -- Salvador Dali

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
   world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
   but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
   -- Mariah Carey

How do we solve all the world's problems?
Get the hungry to eat the homeless.