"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
   How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose
   around your neck?"
   --- Linda Ellerbee

I never let schooling interfere with my education

                                              --Mark Twain

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.
   -- Chicago Rotary Club journal, "Gyrator"

   My mother made me a whore.
   (to which someone else added)
   If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?


  

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