There was a young choirboy from Devon Who was raped in a haystack by seven High Anglican priests--- (Lascivious beasts)--- For of such is the kingdom of heaven
For the prick-naming prize of Pinole This year's winner was Daniel O'Dole. He will tell you with bonhommie, "I call mine 'Metonymy,' Because it's a part for the whole."
There was a young lady of Gloucester Whose friends they thought they had lost her, Till they found on the grass The marks of her ass, And the knees of the man who had crossed her.
There was a Serbian romp Who asked NATO to make her a bomb. But she caused no explosion And the smell of corrosion Made Albanians flee to Hong Kong.
Computer Eleanor Rigby ------------- Eleanor Rigby Sits at the keyboard And waits for a line on the screen Lives in a dream Waits for a signal Finding some code That will make the machine do some more. What is it for? All the lonely users, where do they all come from? All the lonely users, why does it take so long? Guru MacKenzie Typing the lines of a program that no one will run; Isn't it fun? Look at him working, Munching some chips as he waits for the code to compile; It takes a while... All the lonely users, where do they all come from? All the lonely users, why does it take so long? Eleanor Rigby Crashes the system and loses 6 hours of work; Feels like a jerk. Guru MacKenzie Wiping the crumbs off the keys as he types in the code; Nothing will load. All the lonely users, where do they all come from? All the lonely users, why does it take so long? =================================================
