Q: What do you call a woman with no asshole?
A: Divorced.

Sorry Texans....

A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap.  He returned to
his office and called the Oklahoma game warden and told him one of his
coyotes was caught in a trap.

"How do you know it's one of our coyotes?" asked the Oklahoma game
warden.

"Well," replied the Texas game warden,  "He's already chewed off three
of his legs and he's still trapped!"

   A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you
   going?" he asked.
   
   "To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $400 to
   do what I do for you for free!"
   
   The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS
   bags.
   
   "What do you think you are doing?" she screamed.
   
   "Going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you live on $800 a
   year!"
   

Which of the following doesn't belong?

(a) meat
(b) eggs
(c) wife
(d) blow job

(D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat,
your eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob 

Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?



the more you bang them the looser they get.


Sent by aaron