In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
Texas Survivor Contestants have to drive from Amarillo to Tyler with a bumper sticker that says "I'm a gay atheist vegetarian...and I'm here to take your guns." ...If anybody gets there, they win.
This is pretty close to an actual sales call I received. The sales person's name has been changed. The company name has not. I think we'll stick with our current provider. Bob: Hello, I'm Bob ______ from AT&T, and I'm calling to let you know about the Internet services we offer. Do you have a minute to... Me: I'm kind of busy right now, but if you could just email me the information I'll call you back if I'm interested. My address is... Bob: Could I have your fax number? We're behind a firewall, so our email doesn't always get through.
