This is an actual ad that appears in the June 97
issue of Dog Fancy:

Can Your Dog Read? While there is little scientific evidence,
loving dog owners believe that there are many amazing indications
that some dogs may be able to read or recognize words. Send now
for your Dog Reading Fun Kit with eye chart, flash cards,
instructions and diploma. Hours of entertainment for you and your
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Mail your check or money order today! $7.95 plus $2 s/h for each
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I came home from work one day and my mother was making 
french fries in a Fry Daddy fryer.  I saw her taking out 
soggy french fries and I asked her why is she taking them 
out when they weren't done.  She said the oil keeps 
bubbling up and making a mess.  I just ignored her and went 
into the other room and started to watch Sally Jessy 
Raphael on t.v.  Then I remembered my daughter had just 
refilled my sons bubble blower and the gallon jug you buy 
from Toys R Us looks just like the gallon of oil.  Well 
sure enough.  We almost had bubble fries for dinner. You 
should have seen all the bubbles all over the place.  My 
mother is not usually this senile but this day she outdid 
herself!

Sent by Carol

Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape
keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the
middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up
the Program Manager."

Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."

Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."

Customer: "What do you mean?"

Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."

Customer: "I'm not going to do that!"