Toward the end of their senior year in high school, students were required 
to take a CPR course. The classes used the well known mannequin victim, 
Rescue Anne, to practice. 

Rescue Anne was legless to allow for storage in a carrying case. 

The class went off in groups to practice. As instructed, one of the 
students gently shook the doll and asked "Are you all right?" He then put 
his ear over the mannequin's mouth to listen for breathing. 

Suddenly, the student turned to the instructor and exclaimed, "She says 
she can't feel her legs!"

A Malaysian monkey that had been trained to gather
coconuts from trees demonstrated a pressing need for
a refresher course when it leapt onto the shoulders
of a passer-by in Kuala Lumpur and tried to twist
his head off. The passer-by was treated at a local
hospital for a sprained neck.

A 20 year old man came to casualty with a stony mass in his rectum. 
He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete 
mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his 
anus using a funnel. The concrete then hardened, causing constipation and 
pain. Under general anaesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's 
rectum was removed, along with a stray ping-pong ball!