What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?

    -- Irv Kupcinet

Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology. 

    -- R. S. Barton

I was a less than serious student in college. If I had it to do over again, 
I would be far more serious. I did play a lot of golf. But I don't think that's
any reflection on my ability to lead this nation. 
    -- Vice President Dan Quayle 

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

You will always find some Eskimo ready instruct the Congolese
on how to cope with heat waves.

        --Ibid