ON HUMILITY
   To err is human, to moo bovine.

Unknown: 
     "Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime
and too sleepy to worry at night."

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
   -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
   your life.
   -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a
   federal anti-smoking campaign

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.