* Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two
       under the man's eyes.

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
   --- Gilda Radner

The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make
   them unsafe.
   -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Morality which is based on ideas, or on an ideal, is an unmitigated evil. 

                                                                    --D.H. Lawrence,