Never consult a woman about her rival, a coward about a war,
or a merchant about a bargain.
        --Manny Schlott

If god didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of
meat.

"I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I do
believe in spooks" 
             
                                                         -- the Cowardly Lion

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.

                                           --Francis Bacon

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man;
   if you want anything done, ask a woman."
   --- Margaret Thatcher