"$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the
   toilet)


  

* Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
       friends....
          You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow
       has, you wish you had ordered that.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
   can't face each other, but still they stay together. -- Hemant Joshi

* You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.

ON ECONOMICS
   The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.