sorry I'd have written something shorter but I didn't have the time

Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
   --- Maryon Pearson

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on; it is
never of any use to oneself.
        --Oscar Wilde

   Here's one seen above a urinal:
   look up
   look up
   [even higher on the wall]
   keep looking up
   [on the ceiling]
   Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!