ON HIGHER EDUCATION
   College is a fountain of knowledge...and the students are there to
   drink.

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a
   woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God the
   Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"
   -- Quentin Crisp

"He that lives in hope danceth without music." 
  
                                       -- George Herbert

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation
for veracity.
        
                      --Robert Ingersoll

    "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire
   when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in
   what's left of your unit." - In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS
   magazine, the Army's magazine of preventive maintenance "Drawing on my
   fine command of language, I said nothing." - Anonymous
   "Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
   which I disapprove." - Ashleigh Brilliant
   "There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the
   streets?" - Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate
   "Don't worry about temptation. As you grow older, it starts avoiding
   you." - Farmer's Almanac