Rodgers and Hammerstein are America's answer to Mozart!

If I had done what President Clinton did 
My wife would have "issued a statement" too and it would have 
said: "Jim Rosenberg can go to hell."

ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES
   There is a CD out entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane". If you
   buy this, take it home, play it, and enjoy it, should you take it back
   and demand a refund?

What we lawyers want to do is substitute courts
        for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs,
        warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles.
                                                -- Charles Sylvanus Rhyne

"I never married because there was no need.
   I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband.
   I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all
   afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
   --- Marie Corelli