ON REVISIONIST HISTORY
   What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?

ON LITERATURE
   This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown
   with great force. -- Dorothy Parker

A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you
   least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of
   your unit.
   -- In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's
   magazine of preventive maintenance

   Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled:
   I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.


  

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.