'A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to turn round three times before lying down', Robert Benchley
'Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie!' till you can find a rock' Wynn Catlin
'A women's work is never done by men' Graffito
'When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there's a reason' Molly McGee
'Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability' George Bernard Shaw