We once had a clerk named Pyle Who had an affair with our file. 'Twas strewn askew From K through Q, And the P's were all sticky and vile.
THE MORNING SONG....FOR NON-MORNING PEOPLE I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still. When suddenly a tiny bird, Perch on my window sill. He sang a song so lovely, So carefree and so gay. That slowly all my troubles, Began to slip away. He sang of far off places, Of laughter and of fun. It seemed his very trilling, Brought up the morning sun. I stirred beneath the covers, Crept slowly out of bed. And gently lowered the window, And crushed his fucking head. Robert
There was an old maid of Nantucket Had an asshole as big as a bucket. While bent over the oven A-dreamin' of lovin', Her goat siezed the moment to fuck it.
A young trapeze artist named Bract, Is faced by a very sad fact. Imagine his pain, When again and again, He catches his wife in the act.
Make My Boobies One More Size ~~~~Biggie Spears Oh booby booby Oh booby booby Oh booby booby My chest was supposed to grow My cleavage wasn't right yeah Oh boobies boobies My breasts are completely full And now my sweater's tight yeah Surgery I wanna be a size "d" Bigger memories I want them to show Now oh because Chorus: My chest flatness was killing me And i I must confess I paid for these (paid for these) I look 32 I'm just a child I am a crime Make my boobies one more size Oh baby baby I got double D's it's true Now you've all been blinded Oh pretty boobies Your so big and oh so new That's just the way I planned it Golly Rolling Stone was naughty See me baby Barely wearing clothes Now oh because Chorus: My chest flatness was killing me And i I must confess I paid for these (paid for these) I look 32 I'm just a child I am a crime Make my boobies one more size
