Question: What is every Amish woman's private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.
Question: What do you call a gay man's scrotum? Answer: Mud flaps!
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer: Can I push your stool in?
Why can't Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
