Why did the blonde fail her driver's license exam?

     She wasn't used to the front seat! 

Why did she finally pass her test?

     She took the examiner with her. 

Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the first
nun says, "I`ve never come this way before!" and the
second nun says, "Oh, it must be the cobblestone!"

What do a moped and a blonde have in common?

     They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one. 

Did you hear about the hooker that had her
appendix taken out?

Now she does business on the side!

What kind of Bees make honey?
                                  Honey Bees!
What kind of Bees make Milk?
                                  BOOBIES!