Last month, about 8,000 Elvis Presley fans flocked to Graceland to commemorate the 21st anniversary of his death. In a related item, viewership on the Home Shopping Network was down 50% Saturday.
My husband was telling me a joke while my 7 year old son listened. In the joke is a line about a barber being told *not* to put hair tonic on the customer because the customer's wife would think he'd been to a whorehouse. Another customer tells a second barber to go ahead and splash it on -- his wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like. My son turns to me and says, "Do *you* know what it smells like, Mommy?"
IQ wanted me to know there's more than one "Judi" out there. Her husband's secretary (Edna) one time shredded her (Edna) own paycheck. Then she booked her boss on a flight and said, "I even got you a window seat because I know how you like to smoke."
