You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs.
But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.

                                  - - - Pamela Hansford Johnson

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
                                      - - - Cynthia Heimel

"In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried
five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office.
And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their
character."
                             - - - P. J. O’Rourke "Parliament of Whores"

Beakman: We have learned that mosquitoes are twice as attracted
to the color blue as to other colors.

Lester:  That's why Smurfs are always walking around scratching
themselves.
                                 -- "Beakman's World"

Don DeLillo describing "Cocksucker Blues", the documentary about 
the Rolling Stones' 1972 tour:

"It's the same show, the same city, the same motherfucking band
of emaciated millionaire pricks and their Negro bodyguards."