"Take your work seriously but never take yourself
seriously; and do not take what happens either to
yourself or your work seriously." 

    - Booth Tarkington 

"Being in politics is like being a football coach;
you have to be smart enough to understand the
game, and dumb enough to think it's important." 

    - Eugene McCarthy 

"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand
why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one." 

    - L. M. Boyd 

I'm not the kind-of guy who objects to my wife having the last word.
I'd just wish to hell she'd get to it !

I'll have to admit the first part of my marriage was happy.
   But then, on the way from the ceremony to the reception ...