The difference between philosophy and theology:
if you have an argument over philosophy, you get red in the face. Over theology you throw
bombs. 

If Man were meant to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 disciples. 

You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a
                            barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.

                               - - - P.J. O’Rourke "Holidays in Hell"

This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use
                                         whatsoever.

                                - - - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)

The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest.

                                      - - - Clifton Fadiman