What does a graduate student with a science degree ask?  
"Why does it work?"

What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask?  
"How does it work?"

What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask?  
"How much will it cost?"

What does a graduate student with a liberal arts degree ask? 
"Do you want fries with that?" 

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife
one Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that's what
he called her) I am 54 and by the time you receive this
letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful
and sexy 18 year old secretary. When he arrived at the
hotel there was a letter waiting for him as follows:
Dear Husband (that's what she called him) I too am 54
and by the time you receive this letter I will be at
the Hilton Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year
old toy boy. You being an accountant will therefore 
appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many many more times
than 54 goes into 18!!!! 

What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?

A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.

Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am 300 miles from land . . .
600 feet over water . . . and running out of fuel . . .
please instruct! Tower to pilot . . . tower to pilot . . .
repeat after me: "Our Father, which art in heaven . . ."

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit
in a boat and drink beer all day.