What is New Jersey's state bird?


                    The common House Fly.

Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?


                    Her knickers fit her like a glove!

A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 
'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' 
The waiter replies, 'That, sir, is entirely 
possible, you see our cook used to be a tailor.'

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

                    A stick.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?


                    To get to the second hand shop.