For every human problem there is a solution which is simple, neat and wrong. - H. L. Mencken
The difference between snowman and snowwomen is snow balls.
Seen on a bumper sticker... If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Seen on a bumper sticker... No Radio - Already Stolen
Seen on a bumper sticker... I Brake For No Apparent Reason.