If you can't get your books or receipts to balance out,
here's a useful term vending machine distributors rely
on: "Slug Factor." 

    - Rich Hall 

"Into everyone's life, a little rain must fall, but this is ridiculous."

    - Noah 

That's the trouble with engineers; They're always trying to change things.

    - Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: the Motionless Picture 

I believe that sex is the most wonderful and
beautiful thing that money can buy.


    - Steve Martin 

I believe that a woman should be put on a pedestal.
(High enough to look up her dress)

    - Steve Martin