Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." Steve Martin
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
