I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Frank Sinatra
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. Catherine Zandonella
An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.
A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" --Unknown
