"One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that
you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not
wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about
everything." 

    - Jim Harrison 

"The right to be heard does not automatically
include the right to be taken seriously." 

    - Hubert Humphrey 

"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness
to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenominally
unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries,
dating, and religion." 

    - Scott Adams 

"Scientists say there are over 3,000 spiders for
every human being on earth. Does anybody want
mine? I certainly don't." 

    - Chuck Bonner 

"How tall are you?" 
"Six foot seven."
"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches." 

    - Mae West