There come's a time in the affairs of a man when he
must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

- W. C. Fields 

Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint. 

- Mark Twain 

I don't like to advocate drugs, alcohol, narcotics or insanity to anyone. . .
but they've always worked for me. 

- Hunter S. Thomson 

"We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming."

- Wernher von Braun 

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize
a mistake when you make it again.

- F. P. Jones