Some congressmen are so upset about how much the government pays farmers not to grow wheat, that they want more money not to accept bribes. Send this quote to a friend 1 The United States has just recently signed an agreement with Russia forbidding all nuclear weapons belonging to China. Send this quote to a friend 2 I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was. - Woody Woodbury Send this quote to a friend 3 Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very excited, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. - Jerry Seinfeld Send this quote to a friend 4 I told my girlfriend last night how much I loved her, and she said that I must have been out drinking again. I asked her why she would say that, and she said, "Because I'm your father." - Dave George Send this quote to a friend 5
